u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
rain, then sun
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Dew Drops on Peony - Hanne Lore Koehler
asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND
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(shakes head) You come into MY house, you tell me MY favorite characters are heterosexual…