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Aug 30

all-hail-the-creeper-king:


I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

all-hail-the-creeper-king:

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

(via screamingnipplez)

toueinc:

well coming up with those sick burns doesnt un-murder your mother

toueinc:

well coming up with those sick burns doesnt un-murder your mother

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

(via dearhongdae)

stereobone:

THAT character???? haha wow no they are definitely not my favorite *puts flowers in their hair* absolutely not what a complete nerd *wraps up in blankets* i dk who they even are tbh *viciously protects from everything awful ever* haha please stop looking at me

(via xenokink)

kawashironitori:

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

image

(via chimidolly)

cheesebunqueen:

*ships kounoi*
inspired bythis

cheesebunqueen:

*ships kounoi*

inspired bythis

(Source: rens-diary, via chimidolly)

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

(via xenokink)

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via dearhongdae)

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(Source: ask-rammus-the-armordillo)